Tardis - stardate 2112

Golly gosh - getting out of this Tardis travelling Time Machine is a bit of an ordeal. My word, toodle pip, and here am I trundling through another time frame. I do wish these temporine equations would better sling together - after all Time is but an illusion as Einstein says in his recent posting - and for us as Time Lords, time is but the measurement of velocity and motion - motion being the old word for sequential change in the universe, according to planet earth's medieval philosophers. Golly gosh - there is so much Tempora here. Now let me see on my triquarter as to which planet we have landed upon.